Walton Ford

Hemingway

The saga that is Adam Morrison’s hair has completed the cycle.  The photo montage below was posted months ago but now accounts for the two most recent additions to Morrison’s repetoir of style.  The current look, a buzz with goatee, symbolizes a no-nonsense appoach to the game with a older, more wisened level of professionalism.

Hopefully he can find a way out of Charlotte (it looks as if he will before too long, anyway).  He’s too good for them.  On a team with the worst statistical offense in the league, Ammo’s defensive inadaquacy is hardly their most pressing issue.  He’s a scorer, and scorers need minutes to find their rhythm, something Morrison has yet to discover this season.

1. Don’t leave fingerprints.
2. Don’t bleed at the crime scene.
3. When staging a robbery, make sure to break glass from the outside.
4. Don’t take out an insurance policy within five years of killing your victim.
5. Strangulation usually leaves bruises.
6. Make sure your alibi corresponds to the locations of your cellphone calls.
7. Surveillance cameras are everywhere.
8. If you plan on tying up a corpse, don’t leave the rest of the rope in your home or car.
9. Don’t keep a journal.
10. Delete your internet search history.  Better yet, just burn your computer.
11. Don’t leave footprints.
12. Don’t leave tire prints.
13. Don’t use your own gun.
14. Clean your clothes and gloves to remove gunpowder traces.
15. Don’t let your victim scratch or bite you.
16. Carpet fibers are everywhere.
17. Animal hair is everywhere.
18. Don’t return to the crime scene.
19. Don’t return to check on the body.
20. Don’t buy anything on the internet.
21. Don’t participate in chat rooms.

This is a reality show.

I seriously think I’ve made this one better.