Don’t leave fingerprints.
Don’t bleed at the crime scene.
When staging a robbery, make sure to break glass from the outside.
Don’t take out an insurance policy within five years of killing your victim.
Strangulation usually leaves bruises.
Make sure your alibi corresponds to the locations of your cellphone calls.
Surveillance cameras are everywhere.
If you plan on tying up a corpse, [...]
Archive for October, 2008
Lessons Learned From “Forensic Files”
Posted in technology, television on October 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Sunday Blondie Dump
Posted in Blondie, Crap Comics on October 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This is a reality show.
The Crystal Ball
Posted in Crap Comics, Mutts on October 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I seriously think I’ve made this one better.
Question:
Posted in Beetle Bailey, Crap Comics on October 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Just use email.
About Drew…
Posted in Crap Comics, Mary Worth on October 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
How I wish Mary Worth was written.
What
Posted in Crap Comics, Mary Worth on October 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Does anyone actually understand anything Mary says? Even her metaphors are non sequiturs.
Nope
Posted in Crap Comics, Rex Morgan on October 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
…removing half the words is also just as effective.
Who Wants To Know?
Posted in Crap Comics, Rex Morgan on October 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
So many of these work just as well when you cut half the panels.
Trouble
Posted in Crap Comics, Rex Morgan on October 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Nobody runs from Devastating Dave.
Let’s See It
Posted in Crap Comics, Rex Morgan on October 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
