R Kelly could quite possibly find himself in court in the near future –Six years, eight albums, and seventeen chart-topping R&B singles later, Kells might just go to trial after all. But come on, the girl’s 23 now and Kelly’s soul has had nothing but torment since then. Let’s not revisit old news!
Quran as target practice –Why would you do that? Do you really need someone to tell you that this is a bad idea? This doesn’t even qualify for a “seemed like a good idea at the time” excuse. It’s just boneheaded.
Ammo prices soaring across America like majestic eagle –If gun-toters were really patriotic, they wouldn’t care that the army drove up their prices. Anything that frustrates gun owners is a good story to me.
Digging at Manson ranch yields no results –If you were CNN or MSNBC, would you consider this good news or bad news?
American Airlines first to charge for every bag –Curses! A pox on air travel. How dare they treat this like a business?
And on a day which saw Charles Manson resurface in the news, we would be remiss not to wish Jeffrey Dahmer a coincidentally happy 48th birthday. And an even happier birthday to Albrecht Durer, master engraver, painter, and author, who turns 537 today. There’s a fine pair for you.
