Morehouse has its first white valedictorian –I love it when perceptions of race get skewed. Just how black is a “historically black” college? Are there benefits of being “historically black”? What are the minority valedictorian rates at historically white colleges? “I always kind of gravitated to the black community,” says the valedictorian, Joshua Packwood. It’s funny how he has to explain to the media why he’s at Morehouse, as if we can’t believe anyone would want to go there. But rest assured, Morehouse is “one the nation’s most prestigious universities of its kind,” according to CNN. Apparently it’s not enough to segregate people–we have to qualify schools, too. All very interesting.
Fired cab driver gives boss dead rabbit –He slit the rabbit’s throat and left it on his doorstep. That’s pretty bush league, dude. No wonder he got fired; he spent all day trying to catch rabbits. Either that or he paid for it, the fool. Kind of surprised he was arrested, though. There are people in this country who butcher rabbits for eating, and they don’t get in trouble. Anyone seen Roger and Me? Yeah, Michael Moore filmed that.
Texas rethinking its border fences –Mayors in the state planning a lawsuit against US Homeland Security, which apparently “hoodwinked” their towns into signing over deeds to land to make room for a border fence. Again, always with the Texans. Everyone else in the country knows that building ginormous walls along the border is a retarded and wasteful idea that would never work, as we confirmed on this blog a few weeks ago. But did the Texans listen? No, of course not. The polls showed six months ago that Republicans voters viewed illegal immigration as the number one issue facing our country. Well, you got your fences. Learn to deal.
Stupid people upset with new Starbucks logo –Seriously? Starbucks? Do we really have an issue? It’s a mermaid, what else do you expect it to wear? According to MSNBC, “A Christian group in San Diego called The Resistance is offended by the new logo and wants consumers to boycott or complain to the Seattle-based coffee chain.” Resistance founder Mark Dice h
ad this to say:
It has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute…The company might as well call themselves Slutbucks.
Congratulations on winning the first annual What It Do Prude of the Year Award. I wonder if he knows his name is an anagram for “Dick Ram.” Pwnd! Seriously though, this is ridiculous. There are millions of other advertisements that are racier than this. Next we’ll have issues with the Land O Lakes Butter Indian. Maybe the Sun-Maid Raisins girl. Please. The dumbass is even calling for a Starbucks boycott. Let me be the first to raise the stakes and call for a boycott of Mark Dice and his idiotic Resistance! Suck on that–and my boycott will be just as effective! I won’t give his website here, because that’s what the terrorists want…the prude terrorists, that is. Stupid America.
